'I'm afraid there will be no happy ending to this vegetable based wanking story. 'There will be no happy ending to this veggie tale.' (U.S. The air bubble went inside the heart, and Jennifer couldn't breathe. It slices her vaginal wall, and it caused an air bubble inside her body. Suddenely, she uses the carrot in her vagina. These are claimed to be dramatizations of actual deaths. His upper body and legs are accidentally sent to separate hospitals, making the medic crew lose some time. Way to Die 208 A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. 1000 Ways to Die is exactly what the title suggests - a barrage of odd and unbelievable ways to die. Season 1 Episode 1 Originally aired May 14, 2008. And the deaths portrayed actually happened. So she decides to have sex with the carrot. Let's first get this out of the way - 1000 Ways to Die is like a slasher film. She is thinking about having sex with it and thinking it's a man's penis.
Back at her pad, when she unpacks everything, she holds a carrot and thinks about the man back at the market. She notices a hunky stock boy in the vegetable section spraying the vegetables and becomes attracted to him, but cannot invite him over for sex since she had plans with her friends. “Killdo”, Way to Die #674, is the sixth and final death to be featured in “Unforced Errors”, which aired on February 8, 2009.Ī nymphomanic named Jennifer goes to a market to buy groceries. Name of the death is a pun on “kill” and “dildo”